Tuesday, October 03, 2006
This hansom bugger is the naive, unvarnished weirdo of the group. He can contort and stretch into an conceivable shape or size, which can range from comical to creepy and even creative. His pliable body is impossible to break, yet he can't find any brand or variation of styling gel that will elevate his hair above an unkept owls nest. With a complete lack of attention span or self awareness, Flex is easily manipulated with cartoons and nutella. Still, he has great affection for his teamates, assured they with always have his begruding acceptance.