Monday, November 06, 2006
Miss Fissure and Boomer
I think I'm now halfway through my 05 gradclass...
These are the two demolition specialists, the earth-shaking nutbar and the motley old combustion maker (sort of an senior gambit).
Boomer is the oldest member of the team and dislikes the showboaty costumes so popular in north america. He's seen many a thing in his slightly longer life and has a casual observers wisdom over everyone on the team, and even his superiors comes to him for advice without any pretense. A bit on the grimey side, but has a heart of gold; his slow stride hides a cunning mind whose always two steps ahead.
Fissure can produce tremors and manipulate all earth-based substances, so many refer to her as a natural disaster. When Seera got promoted she got a private sleeping quarters, and as a result Telleta was stuck with Fissure as a roomate; Fissure eats T-bone and beer while Telletas eats soy salad and lentils. Fissure is brash, shameless and slightly kinky, pushing every poncey button in Telleta's educated system. A loose cannon, Fissure tends shake things up every time a nerve is touched..... or somthing makes her laugh maniacally..... Or she tries to do math in her head.
They say everytime you do a charicature you lose a friend. I'm just glad a haven't given my address out....